Kan's Med-School Survival Guide: Between Cadavers, CS:GO Skins, and GrabFood

A proud med student / CS:GO skin addict / Man United sufferer / GrabFood loyalist. Don't trust my clinical judgment - I diagnosed myself with 'chronic diamond hands.'

Section 01

Medical vs. Reality

"What I think I am doing" vs. "What I am actually doing"

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What I think I am doing

Studying anatomy at 6 AM with a perfect view of Netter's Atlas, memorizing every cranial nerve like a champion.

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What I am actually doing

Checking $GME stock while pretending to read about the brachial plexus. My portfolio is flatlining faster than my patients.

Kan's watchlist (live mock data, real pain)

AAPL$218.34+1.2%TSLA$248.72-0.8%NVDA$135.61+3.4%BTC$67,542+2.1%ETH$3,456-1.5%SOL$148.23+5.2%DOGE$0.124-3.7%AMC$4.52-12.4%GME$24.18+8.9%MSTR$1,482.5+4.1%PLTR$27.83-0.3%COIN$214.67+7.2%AMD$162.45-2.1%NFLX$678.9+0.5%RKLB$5.67+15.3%JPM$198.34+0.2%PEP$172.45-0.1%DIS$112.3-1.6%AAPL$218.34+1.2%TSLA$248.72-0.8%NVDA$135.61+3.4%BTC$67,542+2.1%ETH$3,456-1.5%SOL$148.23+5.2%DOGE$0.124-3.7%AMC$4.52-12.4%GME$24.18+8.9%MSTR$1,482.5+4.1%PLTR$27.83-0.3%COIN$214.67+7.2%AMD$162.45-2.1%NFLX$678.9+0.5%RKLB$5.67+15.3%JPM$198.34+0.2%PEP$172.45-0.1%DIS$112.3-1.6%AAPL$218.34+1.2%TSLA$248.72-0.8%NVDA$135.61+3.4%BTC$67,542+2.1%ETH$3,456-1.5%SOL$148.23+5.2%DOGE$0.124-3.7%AMC$4.52-12.4%GME$24.18+8.9%MSTR$1,482.5+4.1%PLTR$27.83-0.3%COIN$214.67+7.2%AMD$162.45-2.1%NFLX$678.9+0.5%RKLB$5.67+15.3%JPM$198.34+0.2%PEP$172.45-0.1%DIS$112.3-1.6%

Section 02

Manchester United Fan Club

Being a Red Devil in Bangkok heat - it's 30°C and the club is still on fire (not in a good way)

"When you need to check a patient's heart but all you hear is 'Glory Glory Man United'"

1 / 4

How many goals before I skip a lecture?

Section 03

CS:GO Skin Trader Dashboard

Where I invest my tuition money instead of textbooks

Skins Owned

-0 skins

+0h of sleep gained

Section 04

GrabFood Log

A daily timeline of my questionable nutrition choices

"My daily intake is 80% GrabFood, 15% coffee, 5% vegetables I forgot I ordered"

Section 05

Investing & Crypto Corner

An animated bar chart of mock crypto/stock performance with witty commentary

Bitcoin$67,542 +2.1%

Ethereum$3,456 -1.5%

Solana$148 +5.2%

Dogecoin$0.124 -3.7%

GameStop$24 +8.9%

My Sanity$3 -97%

"When Bitcoin spikes, my brain spikes too... into a nap."

Section 06

Audiophile & Live Music

Phish, Goose, and the sweet sound of procrastination

"Listening to live Phish jams while the hospital monitors beep in 4/4 time"

01Phish - Harry Hood (Live at MSG)

02Goose - Hot Tea (Live at Radio City)

03Phish - Tweezer (Live at Dick's)

04Goose - Madhuvan (Live at The Fox)

Section 07

VR Golf

The only place I can afford to play golf, and the only place I won't lose the ball

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A virtual golf course where I can't lose the ball! (read: can't find the ball either)

Section 08

Contact / Roast Me

Go ahead, roast me. I've got 18 pre-written self-roasts loaded and ready

Go ahead, roast me!

The meaner the better. I'm a med student, I've heard worse from my attending.